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Oral strips that dissolve in 3 seconds. No pills. No powder. No excuses.

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THE USUAL SUSPECTS

All charged · All guilty · All bestsellers

Pre-Trial EnergyEVIDENCE
EXHIBIT A · ENERGY Pre-Trial Energy
$39.99 30 strips
Guilty GlowEVIDENCE
EXHIBIT B · BEAUTY Guilty Glow
$34.99 30 strips
Lights OutEVIDENCE
EXHIBIT C · SLEEP Lights Out
$39.99 30 strips
Premeditated FocusEVIDENCE
EXHIBIT D · FOCUS Premeditated Focus
$44.99 30 strips
Bail OutEVIDENCE
EXHIBIT E · WELLNESS Bail Out
$39.99 30 strips
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The Lineup

What's Your Charge?

Pick your side of the yard. Two collections. Both guilty.

INMATE # 0718-M
CHARGE ▸ ENERGY · SLEEP · FOCUS · WELLNESS

BUILT DIFFERENT

Lights OutPremeditated FocusBone YardCalm Sentence
11 strips in rotation
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INMATE # 0718-W
CHARGE ▸ BEAUTY · SKIN · GLOW

GLOW JOB

Cell Block BeautyGuilty Glow
2 strips in rotation
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The Science

Why Strips actually work

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Sublingual delivery

Bypasses the stomach entirely. Active ingredients absorb directly through the tissue under your tongue, entering your bloodstream in minutes — not 30-60 minutes like pills.

Sublingual delivery
Up to 10x absorption
<30s dissolve
0 fillers

Fast-acting formulas

Sublingual strips absorb up to 10x faster than pills. No fillers, no binders, no waiting around.

Clean formula

Clean formula

No added sugar. Gluten-free. No fillers. Just the ingredients that matter — nothing else.

Pocket-sized power

Thinner than a credit card. Toss a few in your wallet, gym bag, or pocket. No water needed.

0g sugar
30 strips per tin

Zero compromise

Vegetarian-friendly, non-GMO, lactose-free, and hormone-free. Every formula, every time.

The Evidence

Strips vs. Everything Else

Not all supplements are created equal. See how oral strips stack up against the old guard.

Convict
Labs		 pills & capsules powders & drinks gummies
Absorption Speed 3 sec 30–60 min 15–45 min 20–40 min
Bioavailability 10× <12% Medium Low
Taste ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★
Portable ✓ ✓ ✕ ✓
No Water Needed ✓ ✕ ✕ ✓
Zero Sugar & Fillers ✓ ✕ ✕ ✕
No Mess / Clean Up ✓ ✓ ✕ ✓

Sublingual absorption delivers nutrients directly into your bloodstream — no digestion, no waiting, no waste.

SURVEILLANCE LOG

Caught In The Act

Evidence captured on-site. Tap any clip to grab what they got caught with.

CAM 01 19:43:21
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Bail Out
Bail Out $39.99
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Lights Out
Lights Out $39.99
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Premeditated Focus
Premeditated Focus $44.99
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Bail Out
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Pre-Trial Energy
Pre-Trial Energy $39.99
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Premeditated Focus
Premeditated Focus $44.99
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Premeditated Focus
Premeditated Focus $44.99
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Good Behavior
Good Behavior $39.99
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Lights Out
Lights Out $39.99
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★★★★★

The Verdict Is In

Real reviews from real customers. No filter, no edits.

★★★★★

Better than any energy drink I've ever had — and it fits in my wallet. No crash, no shakes, just locked in for four hours straight.

Pre-Trial Energy Jake M. Pre-Trial Energy Verified
★★★★★

I've tried every sleep supplement on the market. This is the only one that works without making me feel like a zombie the next morning.

Lights Out Sarah K. Lights Out Verified
★★★★★

My skin has never looked this good. Basically witchcraft in strip form. I've already gotten three friends hooked.

Guilty Glow Priya R. Guilty Glow Verified
★★★★★

Wrote an entire deck in two hours on one strip. My deep-work playlist finally has a partner in crime.

Premeditated Focus Marcus T. Premeditated Focus Verified
★★★★★

Saturday morning, six mimosas deep on a Friday. Took one, felt human again by noon. This thing is a cheat code.

Bail Out Danielle P. Bail Out Verified
★★★★★

Swapped my mid-afternoon gummies for these. Calm, clear, still productive. My partner noticed before I did.

Good Behavior Alex V. Good Behavior Verified
★★★★★

5am gym, 9am meetings, 2pm presentation. One strip on the way out the door and I'm dialed the whole day.

Pre-Trial Energy Taylor R. Pre-Trial Energy Verified
★★★★★

Three kids under five. I don't sleep for fun anymore — I sleep because this makes it happen in 12 minutes flat.

Lights Out Ryan K. Lights Out Verified
★★★★★

Bachelor party in Vegas. The rest of the groomsmen were wrecked. I was at brunch ordering eggs Benedict.

Bail Out Casey W. Bail Out Verified
★★★★★

Three weeks in and my derm asked what changed. That was enough proof for me.

Guilty Glow Emma L. Guilty Glow Verified
★★★★★

Flew six hours, landed steady, walked into the pitch without a nerve in sight. Keeping a box in every bag from now on.

Good Behavior Chris H. Good Behavior Verified
Got Questions?

FAQs From The Yard

Convict Labs strips are thin, dissolvable oral films made from Pullulan (a natural polysaccharide). You place one on your tongue and it dissolves in about 3 seconds, delivering active ingredients sublingually — meaning they absorb directly through the tissue under your tongue into your bloodstream, bypassing your digestive system. This sublingual route offers 75–95% bioavailability compared to roughly 10–20% for traditional pills and capsules, which lose potency to stomach acid and liver metabolism.
Because sublingual absorption skips digestion, most people notice effects within 3–10 minutes. Pre-Trial Energy (Caffeine + L-Theanine + Guarana) tends to kick in fastest. Lights Out (Melatonin + Valerian Root + Chamomile + Lavender) typically takes 10–15 minutes. Compare that to traditional supplements which can take 30–60 minutes or longer to reach your bloodstream.
Every product uses different clinically studied active ingredients. A few examples: Pre-Trial Energy contains Caffeine, L-Theanine, and Methylcobalamin (B12). Premeditated Focus uses a mushroom nootropic stack — Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, Maitake, and Shiitake. Lights Out combines Valerian Root, Lavender, Chamomile, Hibiscus, and Melatonin. Calm Sentence has L-Theanine, GABA, Vitamin B6, and Lemon Balm. Good Behavior uses Bacillus Coagulans (10 Billion CFU) with a digestive enzyme blend of Protease, Papain, and Bromelain. Full ingredient lists are on every product page.
All strips are third-party tested and manufactured in a GMP-certified facility. They are vegan, sugar-free (sweetened with Monk Fruit Extract, Stevia, or Erythritol), and gluten-free. They contain no artificial colors. If you have specific allergies or are pregnant, nursing, or on medication, we recommend checking the full ingredient list on the product page and consulting your doctor before use.
Yes — the products are designed to be used throughout your day for different needs. For example, Pre-Trial Energy in the morning, Premeditated Focus for an afternoon work session, Calm Sentence in the evening to unwind, and Lights Out at bedtime. Just stick to the suggested serving size for each individual product (typically one strip per use) and don't double up on the same strip unless the product page says otherwise.
Pre-Trial Energy contains Caffeine paired with L-Theanine. The L-Theanine is included specifically to smooth out the energy curve — it promotes calm alertness without the jitters or crash you get from coffee or energy drinks. The exact dosage is listed on the product page. If you are sensitive to caffeine, start with one strip and see how you respond before taking another.