01Top Layer
Actually tastes good
Thin flavor layer melts on your tongue first. No gagging. No chalk. No water.
kill it all day.
Oral strips that dissolve in 3 seconds. No pills. No powder. No excuses.
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13
FORMULASONE FORMAT
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30
STRIPSPER PACK
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290mg
PER STRIPMAX DOSE
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0
SUGARSTEVIA SWEETENED
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0
PILLSNO SWALLOWING
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0
WATERNO SWIG
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1
STRIPON TONGUE
SUBLINGUAL DELIVERY
NO PILLS, NO POWDERS
PRECISION DOSED
ZERO SUGAR, ZERO SHIT
POCKET SIZED ARSENAL
CASE FILE #001
THE USUAL SUSPECTS
All charged · All guilty · All bestsellers
Three layers. One job.
Each strip is a paper-thin stack engineered to skip the 60-min pill detour. Watch it come apart, one layer at a time.
02Active Core
Your dose, locked in
Every active — caffeine, melatonin, vitamins — sits here at an exact amount. Same hit every strip.
03Base Layer
Gone in 30 seconds
Engineered to fall apart the instant it hits saliva. Nothing to swallow.
04The Shortcut
~5 min to your blood
Under your tongue is a highway to your bloodstream. Skips the stomach entirely. You feel it fast.
What's Your Charge?
Pick your side/two collections/both guilty
Oral strip delivery
Place a strip on your tongue and let it dissolve. No water. No swallowing. No pills rattling around your bag.
Fast-acting formulas
Faster
absorption
<30s
dissolve
0
excuses
Strips that absorb faster than pills and dissolve in seconds. No excuses to skip a dose.
Clean formula
No added sugar. Gluten-free. No crap. Just the ingredients that matter — nothing else.
Pocket-sized power
Thinner than a credit card. Toss a few in your wallet, gym bag, or pocket. No water needed.
Zero compromise
0g
sugar
30
strips per tin
1
strip per day
No added sugar. No pills to swallow. Every formula's full dietary profile is printed on the tin — read the label that matters to you.
The Evidence
Strips vs. Everything Else
Not all supplements are created equal. See how oral strips stack up against the old guard.
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◆ Winner
Convict Labs |
pills & caps | powders | gummies | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dissolve Time | <30 sec | 30+ min | 15+ min | 20+ min |
| Bioavailability | Up to 10× | Low | Medium | Low |
| Taste | ★★★★★ | ★★★★★ | ★★★★★ | ★★★★★ |
| Portable | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ | ✓ |
| No Water Needed | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ | ✓ |
| Zero Added Sugar | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ |
| No Mess / Clean Up | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ | ✓ |
Oral strips dissolve on your tongue and get to work in seconds — no digestion, no waiting, no waste.
Caught In The Act
Every clip on this wall was caught live on camera. Ordinary people. Ordinary nights. Suspiciously good results.
FAQS FROM THE YARD
Reviewed
CASE No. 001 — FILED 04.20.26
What are Convict Labs strips and how do they work?
They're thin, dissolvable oral films made with pullulan — a plant-based film-forming agent. You place one on your tongue and it dissolves in about 3 seconds. Active ingredients absorb sublingually (through the tissue under your tongue) directly into your bloodstream, bypassing the digestive system that slows down capsules and gummies.
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